6.45 PM at the Breakfast table: The sun will grow cold one day, and we are all going to die

a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!

son (4) would like to go alone into the basement to fetch a jar of jam. After only 5 minutes of his expedition are completed preparations:
headlamp
– sword (made of foam!) the
cloth Tiger
– two butter cookies

anaesthesia uncle (@anesthesia uncle) November 2, 2018

I at the time of Delivery of the baby to the morning shift: “Drank, peed, naked, played, twice pooped.” the
man: “You’re so talented. And the Baby?”

— Kirsten Fuchs (@kirsten_fuchs_) November 6, 2018

The only Nice thing about the combination of the “children’s jacket” and “dog poop” that the words rhyme.

— Chrissi (@cHHrissi) November 6, 2018

Me: “And what do you want to be when you grow up?”

6-Year-old: “kindergarten teacher!”

3-Year-old: “I want to be something!”

Me: “What?”

3-Year-old: “A Pizza!”

THAT’s what I call a life goal!

— ŦЯΛUVΛЛSΛSS (@FrauVanSass) November 7, 2018

06:45 PM. The elementary student speaks the first words amfrühstücks table:
“The sun will grow cold one day, and we are all going to die.” the

Not a morning person.
Clear case.

— Nina Straßner (@DieJuramama) November 8, 2018

room children’s doctor wait. A blonde, curly haired girl with one eye, about 2 years, comes in and puts on with her grandma.

K2 looks up and says: “she has only one eye, Mama.”
“True.”
“she has such great hair, right?”
“Very great.” the

girl exudes. My heart is proud.

— Sarah (@BlackIvee) November 9, 2018

reading practice with the seven-year-old:

“Nina and Mia are in the house.”
“RIGHT.”
“grandpa is at the window.”
“SUPER.” the
“Tom is in grandma.”
“I HOPE NOT.”

she’s already reading so great.
Oh, and Tom is at grandma’s.

— [‘andɐˌkavɐ’]™???? in a while???? (@_andakawer) November 7, 2018

I should have bought daughter probably prefer the larger model with the do-what-I-mean button. pic.twitter.com/XIubBtm08Z

— Christian P (@Christian_P70) November 6, 2018

St. Martin’s procession, it dawns.

me: “Look how nice and pink in the sky.”
K3: “I don’t like pink!” the
older lady next to us: “you’re a Boy, right?”
K3: “I like pink!” the

High Five for the 4-year-olds!

— Mutter_im_Einsatz (@FlavorZQueen) November 7, 2018

He: “honey, we should do it in 2019, what, what I want is a long time”
Me: “Awww…OMG!”
He: “The appointment which is in January”
I:”?? Already? But I still have no dress!“
He: “sign of the patient. This is my test don’t You?“ the

In the Film, and it’s always different.????

— Julia Singlesias (@Julia inglesias) November 5, 2018

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